我的福利津贴……

    A. 肥得流油！

    B. 处于同等规模公司、同等职位的正常水平。

    C. 别提了。

得分：每次选择答案A，雇主得一分。显然你属于管理层，你的答案肯定与公司普通员工的生活质量没有关系。每次选择答案B，雇主得两分。公司对你进行了培训。无论公司从事的是什么行业，你都是一员干将。最后，每次选择答案C，雇主得五分。你的生活很不如意，但你在把公司当成祸根的同时，仍然把它看作自己的灯塔。拥有像你这样疯狂的员工，你的公司肯定能获得成功。继续努力。

    译者：千牛絮

My combination of benefits and perks ...

    A. Is obscene!

    B. Is standard for somebody at my position in a company of this size.

    C. @$#% off.

Scoring: For each (a) answer, give your corporation one point. You are obviously an executive of some kind, and your answers have absolutely no bearing on the quality of life for average people in your corporation. For each (b) answer, give your corporation two points. The Organization has you trained. Whatever it's doing, you are contributing to it. Finally, for every time you chose (c）, give your company five points. Your life has been ground down to a nub, but you still identify with the entity that is your bane and your beacon. The enterprise must succeed with crazy people like you indentured to it. Keep up the good work.